How Would You Describe Couple Sex?
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” Continue reading
Tag Archives: Kid Jokes
Has Anyone Seen God?
The Smith Family had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in town, their sons were probably involved. Continue reading
A Mothers Report Card
A mother is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not … Continue reading
Not in the barn yard
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, “Who can tell me what this is?” … Continue reading
What are you in for?
Two little boys, Billy and Tommy, were sitting in the hospital waiting room anxious about what was about to happen. As they were talking nervously to each other, Billy eventually asked, “Hey Tommy, what’re you in here for?” “I’m getting … Continue reading
What’s Wrong Honey?
I was packing for a business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, ‘Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to … Continue reading
The Cutest Thing
One day my wife was out, and it was just me and my daughter. She was maybe two years old. Someone had given her a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys. I … Continue reading
Easter Jokes
A few Easter one-liners for evey one today. Why did the easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter … Continue reading
You never know what flavor your going to get!
One morning Ms. Fox was teaching her second grade class about flavor and color associations. To do this she was giving the students Lifesaver Candy. She gave all the kids the red ones, “Cherry” they all shouted. Then yellow ones, … Continue reading
How many women can you marry?
Two younger boys were sitting on a bench watching the grown-ups dance at a wedding reception, when the younger of the two boys, deep in thought, asks the other boy, “How many women can a man marry?” Right away the … Continue reading
