I Really Need a Compliment
A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.” Continue reading
A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.” Continue reading
An older couple was out for a Sunday drive and they decided to go to the town where they had first met. After they had eaten a wonderful lunch at a nice little dinner bordering an open field, the husband says to his wife Continue reading
A mother is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not … Continue reading
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the … Continue reading
I hope to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa. Not yelling and screaming… Continue reading
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. Continue reading