Just to make conversation, his pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” Continue reading
April was not the best Sunday school student. She usually she slept through class, having partied the night before.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” Continue reading
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, “Who can tell me what this is?” … Continue reading
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to … Continue reading
One morning in Sunday School the teacher was talking about heaven and asked the class if any of them knew anyone that has gone to heaven. Billy raises his hand and says, “My Grandma went to heaven.” “Very good Billy” … Continue reading
A mother found her son, Little Johnny, scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad. Mom : “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play.” Continue reading