Advertising Really Works!
Just to make conversation, his pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” Continue reading
Just to make conversation, his pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” Continue reading
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?” Continue reading
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer saw him stuck and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. Continue reading
Buckwheat replied. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Continue reading
A seaman meets a peg-leg pirate with a hook hand and an eye patch in a bar. Over several glasses of rum they take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
Eventually the seaman asks “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” Continue reading
Jerry: “I’m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!”
Alex: “Alright..”
Jerry: “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1.” Continue reading
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Continue reading
The Smith Family had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in town, their sons were probably involved. Continue reading
A mother is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not … Continue reading