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Advertising Really Works!

Just to make conversation, his pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV ads, “Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?” Continue reading →

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Joker in Clean Jokes | Tagged doctor, Doctor Jokes, johnny, Little Johnny Jokes, Skating, Swimming, Tampax, Two Dollars

What’s the difference between a mechanic and a heart surgeon?

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?” Continue reading →

Posted on September 24, 2013 by Joker in Clean Jokes | Tagged Doctor Jokes, Heart, Joke, Mechanic, Motorcycle, Surgeon

Pull Buddy, PULL!

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer saw him stuck and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. Continue reading →

Posted on September 22, 2013 by Joker in Clean Jokes | Tagged buddy, Driver, farmer, horse, Stuck

Notice Anything Funny About the Sky?

Buckwheat replied. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Continue reading →

Posted on January 24, 2013 by Joker in Clean Jokes, Idiot Jokes | Tagged Astrologically, Astronomically, Camping, god, Horologically, Meteorologically, Stars, Tent, Theologically

That’s a Crappy Way to Lose an Eye

A seaman meets a peg-leg pirate with a hook hand and an eye patch in a bar. Over several glasses of rum they take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.

Eventually the seaman asks “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?” Continue reading →

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Joker in Clean Jokes, Idiot Jokes | Tagged Bar Jokes, eye patch, hook, peg leg, Pirate, sea gull, Seaman

The 4 Part Story

Jerry: “I’m gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!”

Alex: “Alright..”

Jerry: “Okkay, I’m gonna start with part 1.” Continue reading →

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Joker in Clean Jokes | Tagged Relationship Jokes

Are You This Nice To Every Guy?

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Continue reading →

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Joker in Clean Jokes | Tagged Adult Jokes, Breakfast, catch, date, dinner, glass eye, Relationship Jokes

Has Anyone Seen God?

The Smith Family had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in town, their sons were probably involved. Continue reading →

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Joker in Clean Jokes, Religious Jokes | Tagged Boys, discipline, Kid Jokes, kids, mischief, Priest, priest, trouble

Can I have the Chapstick?

Posted on May 27, 2012 by Joker in Clean Jokes, Idiot Jokes, Sexist Jokes | Tagged chapstick, Glue stick, glued, lips, Relationship Jokes, shut, talk, Wife

A Mothers Report Card

A mother is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not … Continue reading →

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Joker in Clean Jokes, Sexist Jokes | Tagged Adult Jokes, Age, Daddy, daughter, Divorce, girl, Kid Jokes, license, Mom, Old, Play, Relationship Jokes, Report Card, sex, Weight

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