“Did I know Pancho Villa?” Says the old bartender, “Let me tell you a story my friend. I was a young man tending to a herd of cattle when I saw far in the distance a great red cloud of sand and dust coming toward me from the desert. Continue reading
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..it reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES Continue reading
My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast and wearing only the t-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said in a hurried tone, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” Continue reading
I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best buddy, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, “What’s going on?” My wife said, “Erm… We’ve been playing on the Wii Fit.” She … Continue reading
Miss Davenport, the church organist, was late in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweet personality and kindness to everyone. Continue reading
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husban Continue reading
A woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.
‘That’s not the problem,’ says Mrs. Smith. ‘He just doesn’t seem interested in sex anymore.’ Continue reading
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Continue reading
A woman was at a shopping mall when she passed a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50. She had always wanted a parrot and decided to go in to the store. Continue reading
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, “Where are you going?” He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.” She says, “Why, … Continue reading