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Pull Buddy, PULL!

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer saw him stuck and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move.

Then the farmer hollered, “Pull Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, “Pull Coco, pull!” Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, “Pull Buddy, pull!” And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, “Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he would never even try!”

Aperture nervous for your interview


I took my buddy for a job interview at a camera store the other day.

Before he walked in he knew I’d have a joke lined up, and said “I know you, please don’t give me any of your ridiculous puns , like, be sure to frame your subjects, focus on the details, or it’ll be over in a flash…”

So I punched him in the face, and said: “That bruise should develop in about an hour and if you interrupt my jokes again, well, you get the picture..”

stuffed plush orca whale joke being from wales or scottland

It’s WALES you Idiot!

I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

Drinking for Two

One afternoon a man walks into a bar orders two beers and sits down at a booth. He quietly finishes the beers and leaves. This goes on for several days until the bartenders finally asks, “What’s with the two beers?” “Well,” the man answers, “recently my best buddy died so I drink a beer for him and one for me.”
This goes on for a couple of weeks until one day the man comes in and orders just one beer. “Why only one beer this time?” the bartender asks.

The man answers, “Ehh, I’ve given up drinking.