A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.” Continue reading
My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast and wearing only the t-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said in a hurried tone, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” Continue reading
One morning a wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ Continue reading
A husband and had been arguing for days. Finally the wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. Continue reading
I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best buddy, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, “What’s going on?” My wife said, “Erm… We’ve been playing on the Wii Fit.” She … Continue reading
A couple was last minute shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers. Continue reading
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, “I call my husban Continue reading
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. Continue reading
A husband is at home watching the game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” Continue reading
A woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.
‘That’s not the problem,’ says Mrs. Smith. ‘He just doesn’t seem interested in sex anymore.’ Continue reading