My wife was standing in the kitchen preparing our usual eggs, bacon, and toast for breakfast and wearing only the t-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said in a hurried tone, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!” Continue reading
One morning a wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ Continue reading
A few Easter one-liners for evey one today. Why did the easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter … Continue reading