The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he’d never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over … Continue reading
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search … Continue reading
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams! Now what should he do? His mother advised: “Send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for … Continue reading
Stevie Wonder and Bubba Watson cross paths at a fund raiser. Bubba Watson turns to Stevie Wonder and asks, “How’s the singing career going” Steve Wonder replies, “Not too bad! How’s the golf” Bubba Watson replies, “Not too bad. I’ve had … Continue reading
Bubba Watson found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon so he headed to the golf course. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. … Continue reading
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the … Continue reading
A few Easter one-liners for evey one today. Why did the easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up! How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter … Continue reading
My wife and I were in Walmart the other day when I saw that they had an 18 pack of beer on sale for $9.97. Naturally I picked up a case and put it in the cart. Immediately my wife … Continue reading
I was sitting in the bar one day after work, having a beer, when a man sits down beside me. The bartender finishes up drying a glass and comes over to ask the man what he’ll have. “Four of your … Continue reading
I was taking my morning stroll on the beach when I noticed something shiney in the sand. Curious I went to investigate and dug it out of the sand. It was a very ornate gold container and as I was … Continue reading
