Two little boys, Billy and Tommy, were sitting in the hospital waiting room anxious about what was about to happen. As they were talking nervously to each other, Billy eventually asked, “Hey Tommy, what’re you in here for?”
“I’m getting my tonsils out today, I’m a little worried,” said Tommy.
“Oh that’s no big deal. I had my tonsils out last year and it was a great! I got to eat all the ice cream and Jell-O I wanted for two weeks!”
“Oh yeah?” replied Tommy. “That doesn’t sound so bad. What are you here for Billy?”
“I’m getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Billy answered.
“Oh my GOD, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn’t walk for almost two years!”