His wife is feed up and thinks she’s found a better opportunity.
I was packing for a business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, ‘Daddy, look at this’, and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, ‘Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers’, pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing. When I looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
‘What’s wrong, honey?’ I said.
‘What happened to my booger?’