One day my wife was out, and it was just me and my daughter.
She was maybe two years old. Someone had given her a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.
I was in the living room engrossed in the game when she brought me a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my wife came home.
I made my wife wait in the living room to watch my daughter bring me a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ She waited, and sure enough, my daughter came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy, and my wife watched me drink it up.
Then my wife said, “Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?”