One day my wife was out, and it was just me and my daughter.
She was maybe two years old. Someone had given her a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of her favorite toys.
I was in the living room engrossed in the game when she brought me a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my wife came home.
I made my wife wait in the living room to watch my daughter bring me a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ She waited, and sure enough, my daughter came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy, and my wife watched me drink it up.
Then my wife said, “Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?”
For many years, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other on the steps in front of a large court house building. Late one night an Angel, in a somewhat mischievous mood, appeared between them and said, “You’ve been standing here for so long, staring right each other, I’m sure there are things you want to do. I’m going to give you a special gift. I’m going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes in which you can do anything you want.” And with a snap of his fingers the angel brought the statues to life.
The two statues approached one another, each with a huge grin and dashed for the bushes. In a matter of moments there emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, with smiles from ear to ear.
“It’s only been fifteen minutes,” said the angel, winking at them, “You still have fifteen more.”
With an even bigger grin the female statue turned to the male statue and said, “Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on it’s head!”