What a Sweet Tiger Joke
John and Sally are in the store when Sally calls to John and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a neat jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Continue reading
John and Sally are in the store when Sally calls to John and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a neat jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Continue reading
Three vampires walk into a nice, dark, dive bar. The bartender looks at them a little sideways, but decides to serve them anyway. “What’ll it be, boys?” The first vampire says “I’ll have a Blood!” The second vampire says “Mehh, … Continue reading
A little girl is dressed up as a sushi roll for Halloween. Hilarious! Continue reading
I love waving at random people because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were! Continue reading
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” Continue reading
“Did I know Pancho Villa?” Says the old bartender, “Let me tell you a story my friend. I was a young man tending to a herd of cattle when I saw far in the distance a great red cloud of sand and dust coming toward me from the desert. Continue reading
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..it reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES Continue reading
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, disgusted, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?” Continue reading
A grizzled old trucker was having dinner at a truck stop when three very large bikers walked in covered in tattoos and leather. Continue reading
A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.” Continue reading