Funny Jokes you can Tell Your Friends and Co-Workers! << On The Floor JOKES

What a Sweet Tiger Joke

John and Sally are in the store when Sally calls to John and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a neat jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.” Continue reading →

Three vampires walk into a nice, dark, dive bar. The bartender looks at them a little sideways, but decides to serve them anyway. “What’ll it be, boys?” The first vampire says “I’ll have a Blood!” The second vampire says “Mehh, … Continue reading →

Halloween Sushi Roll

A little girl is dressed up as a sushi roll for Halloween. Hilarious! Continue reading →

Waving at Rondom People

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I love waving at random people because you know for the rest of the day they’re trying to figure out who the hell you were! Continue reading →

How Would You Describe Couple Sex?

An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple sex?” Continue reading →

But What Could I Do? So I Ate The Poop

But what could he do? So Pancho Villa ate the poop.

“Did I know Pancho Villa?” Says the old bartender, “Let me tell you a story my friend. I was a young man tending to a herd of cattle when I saw far in the distance a great red cloud of sand and dust coming toward me from the desert. Continue reading →

Sisters of St. Francis House of Prostitution

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..it reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES Continue reading →

Dunk the Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a baptism along the river bank. The drunk stumbles into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, disgusted, he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?” Continue reading →

Big Rig Full of Karma

A grizzled old trucker was having dinner at a truck stop when three very large bikers walked in covered in tattoos and leather. The first biker walked past the old man, pushed his cigarette into his pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second biker walked past the old man, spat into his milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third biker walked past the old man, turned over his plate, and took a seat at the end of the counter. Without a word of protest, the old trucker quietly threw some cash on the counter and left the diner. The bikers burst out laughing and started carrying on about how tough they were. As the waitress walked up to them one of the bikers said, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three Harleys!"

A grizzled old trucker was having dinner at a truck stop when three very large bikers walked in covered in tattoos and leather. Continue reading →

I Really Need a Compliment

A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, “I’m so old. I’m so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment.” Continue reading →