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Your Position Matters

There were three pregnant friends having lunch and discussing their recent pre-natal exams. The first woman says, “The doctor asked me, in what position was the baby conceived?”

“He was on top “, I replied.
“You will have a boy!” The doctor exclaimed.

“The doctor asked me the same question,” the second woman says.

“I was on top,” I said.
“You will have a baby girl!” Said the doctor.

With this the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. “What’s the matter?” asked the her friends.

“Am I going to have puppies?”