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Prove You’re Smart – Paint a Bedroom

A blonde woman decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to prove that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint their bedroom.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive odor of paint. He walks into the bedroom and finds his wife lying on the floor dripping sweat. She is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. Yes, She replies. He asks what she is doing. She says that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the bedroom. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. Well, she starts, I was reading the directions on the paint can and they said:


No such thing as a free lunch

A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.”

The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I’ve never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal.”

So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.”

The hobo says, “Thank you very much, sir. But there’s something that I think you should know. It’s not a Porsche you got there. It’s a BMW.”