A few Easter one-liners for evey one today.

Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital?
Albunny, New York!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot before he left?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!