One morning a wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’
The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’
Pingback: androxal overnight
Pingback: order enclomiphene lowest price viagra
Pingback: how to buy rifaximin generic available in united states
Pingback: buying xifaxan singapore where to buy
Pingback: how to buy staxyn toronto canada
Pingback: cheapest buy avodart cheap online in the uk
Pingback: cheap dutasteride generic dutasterides
Pingback: cheap flexeril cyclobenzaprine generic name
Pingback: ordering gabapentin purchase online safely
Pingback: buying fildena buy uk no prescription
Pingback: buy cheap itraconazole canada on sale
Pingback: kde koupit kamagra bez lékařského předpisu bez poplatků
Pingback: comment obtenir des échantillons gratuits de kamagra