One afternoon an old man sitting was sitting on a park bench alone, crying, when along came a police officer.

The officer stopped and with genuine concern asks the old man why he was so upset.

The sad old man replied, “Every morning I wake up with a wonderful 20 year old blonde. She cooks great meals including sausage, and bacon and everything I love. Then we make passionate love in bed. Afterwards, she gives me a bath where she pas attention to every detail. She then cooks me lunch, followed by more passionate love. In the evening, we finish off the day with a fantastic dinner and yet more wonderful love.”

The police officer gets a puzzled look on his face and says, “Well that sounds amazing, what seems to be the problem?”

The old man replied with frustration and defeat, “I can’t remember where I live!”