One morning in Sunday School the teacher was talking about heaven and asked the class if any of them knew anyone that has gone to heaven.
Billy raises his hand and says, “My Grandma went to heaven.” “Very good Billy” the teacher responds.
Suzy speaks up and says, “My dog just went to heaven, I miss him very much but I know he’s in a better place now.” the Sunday school teacher says, “Thanks Suzy for sharing. Anyone else?”
Little johnny raises his hand way up high. “Johnny?” the teacher asks. “The other day, my mom almost went to heaven.” Johnny says. “Ohh my, what do you mean Johnny?”
“Well, I woke up in the middle of the night to go get a drink of water. As I walked past my parents room I saw my mom in bed on her back, with her legs in the air and my dad was holding her down with all his might as she said over and over again, ‘Oh GOD I’m coming! Oh GOD I’m coming!'”
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