I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best buddy, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, “What’s going on?”

My wife said, “Erm… We’ve been playing on the Wii Fit.” She winked at my buddy and said, “Dave did VERY well.”

As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me an “idiot”, but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!