An older woman had been standing at the railing of a nice cruise ship looking into a strong wind, holding tight on to her hat so it would not blow off.

An older man walked up beside her and stood for a minute before he said: “Excuse me, ma’am. I don’t mean to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in the wind?”

“Ohh, yes, I know,” said the woman, “I need both hands to hold onto my hat.”

“I can see that,” the man said, “but, I can also see everything else.”

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said, “Sir, anything you see down there is 79 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”