A grizzled old trucker was having dinner at a truck stop when three very large bikers walked in covered in tattoos and leather.

The first biker walked past the old man, pushed his cigarette into his pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second biker walked past the old man, spat into his milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third biker walked past the old man, turned over his plate, and took a seat at the end of the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old trucker quietly threw some cash on the counter and left the diner. The bikers burst out laughing and started carrying on about how tough they were. As the waitress walked up to them one of the bikers said, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?”

The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three Harleys!”